Wednesday, May 02, 2007

A Chat with my MVC

Before reading this, please note that (for the end) Marie Antoinette is the Queen of Navarre according to her Wiki page.
7:49 PM me: THINK PINK
Jack: I REFUSE TO
me: What?
Jack: IF I THINK AT ALL
7:50 PM HWAT?
me: WHAT?
Lotion
Jack: TENNIS
LOTION
PAIN
CORNERED
MORE LOTION
me: type more
i have no idea what you're talking about
7:51 PM who?
who did it?
what kind of lotion?
Jack: JUNE AND CATHERINE
me: where? on your face?
YES!! GO JUNE AND CATHERINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: ON MY ARM
me: Waaait... CATHERINE's in your tennis class TOO????
WOW!!!
That's awesome!
Jack: YEAH
me: Name all the people I know who are in your tennis class. This is very interesting.
7:52 PM Jack: MARSHALL AND YIGE AND JD AREN'T IN IT ANYMORE
me: Actually, name everyone.
Whyever not???
Jack: ON FRIDAYS, OR IN ADVANCED?
me: Type faster.
7:53 PM Jack: THERE ARE A LOT OF 10 YEAR-OLDS JOINING
me: So that's why?
Jack: SO PEOPLE QUIT
me: In advanced
?
Jack: SOME PEOPLE ARE IN ADVANCED (ME, JUNE, CATHERINE, LISA)
7:54 PM MARSHALL AND JD AND YIGE AND HWON HWERE IN ADVANCED
BUT THEY QUIT
me: Why did they QUIT?
I know they were in advanced.
Jack: 10 YEAR OLDS
7:55 PM JUNE HAS NO COMPETITION ANYMORE
me: GOod for him.
7:56 PM Jack: HE HWINS EVERYTHING
me: Sure.
Jack: I'M EVEN IN THE TOP HALF NOW
me: = ="
How is this ADVANCED?
7:57 PM Jack: THEY ARE REALLY GOOD FOR THEIR AGES
me: Okay.
7:58 PM Boo Cromwell.
CATHERINE (my cousin) IS AWESOME!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: HWY?
me: LOTION
LOTION
LOTION
MORE LOTION
MOST LOTION
Jack: LOTION BOTHERS ME
NO
me: SLIMY BUNNY LOTION
Jack: NOT LOTION
8:00 PM me: Errrm
Why was Oliver Cromwell significant? I know I'm forgetting something very important.
Jack: i forgot
hwere not there in hworld history yet
8:01 PM me: I suggest you look it up or I will get someone to hug you tomorrow at lunch.
In your History textbook.
Jack: FINE I HWILL
me: Thank you.
8:02 PM Jack: YOU MAKE TOO MANY THREATS
me: I'm reviewing for the exam.
I do not.
I've only made one today.
And that was it.
8:03 PM Jack: YOUR THREATS ARE SCARY
SO THEY COUNT MORE
me: that's because I know you too well.
Jack: YEAH
STALKER
8:04 PM me: You haven't found him yet.
Jack: I'M GOING TO
8:08 PM me: OH dear.
8:09 PM I'm going to fail the exam.
x.x
Good job about your arm, by the way.
8:10 PM Jack: I CAN'T FIND HIM
me: oliver cromwell
Jack: YOU NEVER FAIL
me: Ryan and I failed the FCAT.
And NRT.
Jack: HE ISN'T IN THE INDEX
8:11 PM me: - -
Oh no. How unfortunate.
8:12 PM Jack: YEAH
FOR ME
me: Pobrecito.
8:13 PM Jack: HWAT?
me: look it up.
Jack: FCAT FAILURE
me: en el diccionario
Jack: DE ESPANOL
me: Ryan failed too...
8:14 PM the caps thing is getting really weird, by the way
Jack: i'll call him an fcat failure hwen he gets back on
hwy?
me: If he gets back on.
Jack: i altERNATE
me: It's like you're yelling nonstop.
Jack: YEAH
IT'S FUN TO YELL
me: What, so your voice will break?
8:15 PM Jack: SOMETIME SOON
THEN I'LL BE A MUTE
me: No, I mean like sound weird and high-pitched.
Jack: THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME ENOUGH LAST YEAR
8:16 PM IN MATH RESEARCH
me: I like being a girl.
HAH!
Jack: YOU DON'T HAVE TO HWORRY ABOUT YOUR VOICE BREAKING
8:17 PM LUCKY
me: Heehee.
8:18 PM No, that's just your voice going back to normal.
Jack: NO
I DON'T HAVE A GAY VOICE
8:19 PM me: I never said that.
Jack: OR HIGH PITCHED
me: I said you have a girl voice.
Girls have girl voices.
8:20 PM Jack: I HAVE A GUY VOICE
8:21 PM me: Ryan: APRIL FOOL'S?
8:22 PM Jack: HWAT?
I HAVE TO GET OFF
BYE
me: bye sis
8:23 PM Jack: IT'S BRO
me: Ryan thinks that you think it's April Fool's Day.
47 minutes
9:10 PM me: Where's Ryan?
9:11 PM Jack: I DON'T KNOW
I'M NOT REALLY YELLING
I DON'T FEEL LIKE TURNING CAPS LOCK OFF
9:12 PM me: Turn it off. It's really weird.
I don't know which book to chose for the summer reading.
9:13 PM Jack: I HAVEN'T SEEN THE SUMMER READING LIST
9:14 PM me: I'ts on the chiles website, girl.
Jack: I'M NOT A GIRL
I AM YELLING NOW
NOT REALLY
BUT THE COMPUTER SAYS SO
9:16 PM me: It's on the website.
i EVEN EMAILED IT TO YOU
RE
**SO THERE
9:17 PM Jack: I I SAW IT
I DON'T KNOW HWAT TO READ
9:18 PM me: That was why I sent you a chat.
What did you read last time?
9:19 PM I read the House of the Scorpion and Eragon (even though I already read Eragon but I read it twice more)
I hate Eragon.
House of the Scorpion was sad but REALLY boring/bad at the end.
Jack: I READ ERAGON, AND SOMETHING ELSE THAT I FORGOT
me: I read Ender's Game in 8th grade for Battle of the Books (we won in the school! yay)
Jack: I DON'T REALLY ENJOY READING
9:20 PM me: - -
Jack: GOOD FPR YOU
"FOR"
me: - -
Jack: --
- -
9:21 PM I CAN DO THAT NOW
:k
.
.
.
.
.
me: Stop opying Ryan.
*copying
9:22 PM I can make that sound
without cheating
ohhhhh
Jack: HWAT SOUND?
me: never mind...
9:25 PM Jack: I OPENED MY HISTORY BOOK TO A PICTURE OF C***RM*N M*O
me: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait
Jack: COMMUNIST
me: ESTAS HACIENDO TAREA??????
Jack: SI
9:26 PM HWY DO YOU ALHWAYS ASK THAT?
me: Ask what?
Jack: IF I DID MY HOMEHWORK
9:28 PM me: I was asking you
if you are doing homework?
because I can't imagine you doing homework.
Jack: OH
me: Or liking girls.
9:29 PM Jack: HWY?
me: Girls aren't supposed to like girls that way.
9:33 PM ...
Jack: ..........................................................................................................................................
I AM A GUY
9:38 PM YOU SOUND LIKE YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME
DON'T EVEN SAY THAT PHRASE
I HAVE IT MEMORIZED
NOW
me: I think
9:39 PM that your hormonally-imbalanced amygdala disagrees (along with your unfortunately challenged frontal lobe).
9:40 PM Jack: I KNEW YOU HWOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT
9:41 PM me: Not exactly.
9:42 PM Jack: HOW?
DO YOU READ MINDS NOW?
:(
me: -shifty eyes-
9:43 PM Jack: :K
.....
me: :_*K*_ (bigger fangs)
shoot
:*K*
:_K_
: K
:*K*
9:44 PM : K
: K
Hehe.
9:45 PM Jack: :D
9:46 PM me: ow my teeth are sharp
Jack: IT'S GOING TO EAT YOU
me: =D
=O
Jack: YOU TRIED TO EAT YOURSELF?
me: =|
No.
Jack: :{)
9:47 PM MUSTACHE
me: =O =| =) (progression of eating)
Jack: :}(
me: =|) (hitler)
I feel like a little kid again.
Playing around with the keyboard.
9:48 PM And Legos. But they're in my little BROTHER's room.
I thought Barbies were boring.
Jack: I DON'T REMEMBER PLAYING HWITH A KEYBOARD UNTIL 7TH GRADE, HWEN I GOT EMAIL
me: I liked the piano a lot (from the age of 4.5)
9:49 PM Basically, when I was little, I played around with piano, math (borrowing, carrying numbers and stuff), library books, nursery rhymes, my chinese book, and Legoes.
**Legos
9:50 PM Jack: I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH ABOUT HWAT I DID HWEN I HWAS THAT YOUNG
me: Haahaa
You wore Abercrombie polos in your school pitures.
**pictures
9:51 PM You were a normal-looking baby
Jack: I HATED THOSE THINGS
9:52 PM me: What things?
Mooses?
9:53 PM Jack: THOSE REMIND ME OF CANADA
me: Awww
Jack: THEY ARE ANNOYING
AND UNCOMFORTABLE
I HWAS FORCED TO HWEAR THOSE
9:54 PM me: Ryan thought you played with Barbies.
9:54 PM Jack: HWAT????????????????
9:55 PM I DID NOT
9:56 PM me: O rly?
Jack: I AM SURE I DIDN'T PLAY HWITH BARBIES OR O RLY
9:58 PM me: Umm. I didn't mean that you play with O rly. I meant oh REALLY? You didn't?
But sure.
Jack: I DID NOT DO THAT
9:59 PM I DO NOT DO THAT
I HWILL NOT DO THAT
10:00 PM me: Ew.
Ryan's severely disappointed in you.
Jack: hwy?
me: Not for playing with oh really, though.
10:01 PM Jack: I DON'T PLAY HWITH O REALLY
RYAN JUST SAID I DISAPPOINTED HIM
10:02 PM me: You did.
Jack: HOW???
10:04 PM I DON'T READ AHEAD, SO HE'S DISAPPOINTED
me: HAHAHAHA
Jack: NEVERMIND
I REMEMBER HWO HE HWAS NOW
me: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
10:05 PM Are we not to WWI yet, either?
Jack: I FEEL DUMB
me: I suppose it's only 1890 right now.
*SCARCASM**
10:06 PM Jack: HWE ARE IN HWORLD HWAR 2
me: Umm... Suuuurrrrrrrrrrre...
= ="
10:07 PM Jack: I HWASN'T THINKING
me: How are we in WWII?????
Jack: I FORGET EVERYTHING AFTER TESTS
PH
"OH"
"I AM"
IN HWORLD HWAR 2
I MEAN LEARNING ABOUT IT
10:08 PM me: Oh sure.
On the news, I bet.
Jack: NO
IN A TEXTBOOK
10:09 PM HWE DIDN'T LEARN MUCH ABOUT CROMHWELL
me: Yay. Diana' going to check her email.
Jack: ??
me: Umm Jack.. Cromwell is one of the most famous people in England.
Jack: I KNOW
10:10 PM Jack: I'VE ONLY BEEN TO ENGLAND H-ONCE
YOU LIVED THERE
I KNEW HE HWAS FAMOUS AND ENGLISH
me: You've been to England? Huh?
Jack: AT LEAST
FOR 3 DAYS
ABOUT
10:11 PM me: Why?
Jack: I HWAS ON A TRIP
10:12 PM me: Why?
WHen?
Jack: HWE HWENT TO EASTERN EUROPE ON A SHIP AFTER THAT
me: How?
Jack: HWEN I HWAS 10 OR 8 OR SOMETHING AROUND THEN
10:13 PM MY FAMILY HWAS THERE ON VACATION, AND BROUGHT ME
IT HWAS FOR 2 HWEEKS
me: 10 or 8?? o.o
Jack: I GET THE 2 MIXED UP
10:14 PM me: your ex-mother is reading the chat about your barbie confession.
Ryan thinks you're on crack cocaine.
I think it's blue.
Oh wait not.
**no.
It's garnet/gold.
10:15 PM Why was Ryan typing "wow" so many times?
Jack: I HAVE TO GO
me: bye
Jack: BYE
RYAN SOLD IT TO ME
10:17 PM Jack: BYE
me: I said bye a while ago.
10:18 PM Jack: OH
me: You love King Louis XIV????
Jack: NO
me: He wore red heels
Jack: I AM SCARED OF HIM
me: and so the other guys in the French court copied him
because the king was in charge of new fashion styles.
Jack: SCARY
10:19 PM me: Ryan said it sounds like jack
Jack: NO
BYE AGAIN

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

To my loyal reader: Susan

Hi Susan! As you can see, at your request, I am yet again dedicating a post to you because you are awesome.
I really miss you!!! *sob*
Maybe, one day, I will learn to drive, and obtain enough of my parents' trusts so they'll let me drive over to the best state in the country and I will definitely visit you. I still remember how to get to your house!
HELLO WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol- When I moved here and introduced myself (everyone had to) in science class, this girl was immediately reminded of "That 70s Show" so she deemed Wisconsin awesome. On every other occasion and that one too, I guess, people have been like, isn't that where they make cheese? = ="
I still feel very special that you continue to read my blog!
-Your co-writer of The Legend of Zelda: The Toilet Princess

Monday, April 30, 2007

Anchor Club

Today was the informational meeting for prospective members. It took less than 20 minutes for the club sponsor (also my science teacher) to show us the PowerPoint on her club. I have a couple (literally two) friends who are interested in joining, so it should be fun. The catch is that we have to fill out an application form, do a few things, and hope that we have enough points in the end to make it into the club because they accept the highest scores. It shouldn't be impossibly difficult since there aren't that many people who are applying. This is because CHS offers a variety of "service clubs" and you can't be in more than one at a time. In addition to that, this is one of the smaller clubs.
I even have dark blue shoes with tiny yellow stars and actual yellow ANCHORS on them Too bad the Anchor colors are green and yellow. (Packers! =)
I finally finished the preparation essay for my final exam for World History! It's almost the end! But not quite... I have to make approximately a 50% on my final exam if I want an A in the class or something along those lines. Maybe more. I don't know. I better not make a 50% or anything near that, though.
This year's MAO banquet theme is superheroes. My friends and I have no idea how to dress up as superheroes. Ryan was thinking about dressing up as Ronald Reagan, and knowing his political enthusiasm, he probably would. He wanted the theme to be pirates, though. The whole idea was so spontaneous. At the end of the elections, Mr. F just asked the entire room, and someone yelled "superheroes" more loudly than Ryan said "pirates!", so the theme became superheroes. Last year it was "emo".

Sunday, April 29, 2007

O Captain! My Captain!

When I reminded William that I am his CEO, he said that I'm also his Captain, and subsequently recited the beginning of this poem. It think it would be bad if I were shot because Diana, Ryan, Jack, and potentially June already know that it could turn out to be true. Oh, and I'm not a guy = ="

O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.
O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills;
For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths—for you the shores a-crowding;
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
Here Captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head;
It is some dream that on the deck,
You’ve fallen cold and dead.
My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
The ship is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful trip, the victor ship, comes in with object won;
Exult, O shores, and ring, O bells!
But I, with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

An Announcement to the World

Haha... My name is not "Keijing."

Friday, April 27, 2007

Toque el Piano

Today, I was at school for almost twelve hours- from 7:35am to past 7pm.
After school, we served detention in Mr. F's room for such and such by making his room and the adjoining Mr. G's room cleaner.
For 50 minutes after this, I spent my time in a chorus practice room playing the piano.
Then, from 5-7pm, we had our orchestra rehearsal. We played "From Walt Disney Pictures' and Walden Media's THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: The Lion, the Witch and The Wardrobe". I got the PIANO/CELESTA part, which involved counting measure for as much as 23 measures of rest at a time. With the percussions and the woodwinds, this piece really sounds explosive. Too bad the we can't play in together and in tune. After we played the piece through once, I quickly got a Violin 1 part so I wouldn't actually have to count out all the measures of rest. It was much more fun playing the piano part because no one else was and because it was fun to be loud =) I just wasn't very important-ish.
This weekend includes a TSYO rehearsal, violin lesson, writing the essay for the history final exam (YES!), another TSYO rehearsal, hours without end of more TSYO, the TSYO concert, hopefully doing the final exam, a huge poetry project for English, and other miscellaneous assignments.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

For me

Ryan typed: write a blog about how much Mitt Romney is awesome for me
Later, he said that he would. But I don't want to do my history homework.
Mitt Romney is awesome. He is running for the 2008 election for who-knows-what in some state. I started to stalk him on Google.com, but the first website was so boring (some blog) that it bored me. I went to check my email. Mitt Romney is a good person because Ryan likes him. Therefore, he is probably a Liberal Democrat because we all know how liberal Ryan is. ;) cough cough
There. I wrote something about Mitt Romney's awesome-ness.

MAO Elections

We had our elections for various officer positions today. Diana and I could not decide for the first vote (Kavita vs. Clara for president). We felt terrible. So we did not vote for that position.
The results favored me greatly, but looking at the list, I wonder if I am the person who "doesn't really qualify"... Basically, we went up, introduced ourselves, and gave little speeches about why we want to hold a position and how we could help. I felt really bad because I kind of shoved a few future seniors aside and they are very frustrated about it. I think I just made enemies with half the club. However, the other half the club was nice enough to acknowledge my existence. My best friends were not favored this way, so I don't get to work with them :( I especially felt terrible for Ryan because he didn't get quite enough votes for Treasurer and he would've been wonderful. He can add numbers incredibly and has nice handwriting.
I cannot accurately express the happiness I felt when the president (also next year's president) looked at me before she said who they were, and actually said my name! There is an enormous fraction of the Class of 2008, so there aren't that many people in the running for President next time. It should be interesting.
Here are the results:
President: Kavita Chandra*
Vice President: Clara Vu*
Captains: Gaku Liu* and Kejing Jiang***
Secretary: Candace Rosier*
Treasurer: Hilary Finley-Simonds(I don't know which class she is.)
Fundraiser: Ann Dietrich*
Historians: Erica Kearney*** and Shuyao Zhang***
Technology Coordinator: Logan Stafman**
*Class of 2008
**Class of 2009
***Class of 2010

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Beer is good.

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I am definitely NOT ready for State.
Also, I might not be allowed to take AP Chem.
Great.
Blah.
I want to leave soon, though, but we have to go through an entire day of school before the buses come at 3:30 so we aren't leaving too soon.
I'm so tired of school.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Electron Structure of Atoms

I feel pathetic. I finally found out exactly why it's called the PERIODIC table. Because of the relationship between the atomic number and the atomic radius of the elements. Maxima occur for the IA elements and minima occurs for the 7A elements. What great fun...
If all goes well and they aren't compelled to give me my alternatives (which I'd rather not alternatively have on my schedule), I will take these classes next year. This is interesting because CHS starts earlier than WHS but the WHS people have already signed up for next year's classes.
(Going in order of the course request form...)
English 2 Honors-Gifted
Pre-Calculus
AP Statistics
Pre-AP Biology
AP Chemistry
AP European History
Spanish 3 (Honors)
Am I going to die? Yes. I hope I have a shot at it, though. It would be terrible if they decided that Orchestra is more for me. "They"- meaning the school. But if I don't try, then I will forever wonder how I would've done if I'd gone through with this. On the very optimistically sunny side of the situation, chemistry is a lot more interesting than earth/space science. I actually want to learn some of this stuff.
We had Writes Upon Request today. A prompt was given, and we had to write about that on 3 small-ish pages but didn't have to fill up the whole thing. We had 45 minutes to do this. The grades are given from 1-6, 6 being the best. Our english teacher and the adjacent english classroom of the gifted people and one general class have a teacher who is also grading it.
Again- great fun.
Cough. Cough.