User: Red.
Cleverbot: Blue.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Red.
Cleverbot (To myself): Green.
User: Spain.
Cleverbot: I come from Ireland.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: What do you want from me?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Then why are you talking to me?
User: You're weird.
Cleverbot: No, I'm eccentric.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm Gorn.
User: Hi Gorn.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: Nothing much.
User: Que tal?
Cleverbot: No entiendo español.
User: Sabes... Mira aqui.
Cleverbot: Eso es portuges.
User: No es.
Cleverbot: Tu ta to cuergue.
User: No entiendo portuges.
Cleverbot: No... Yo hablando.
User: Should we speak in English.
Cleverbot: Nah inglés apesta.
User: I have to agree with that.
Cleverbot: Thank you, you are very polite and not to mention smart.
User: You're welcome, I think.
Cleverbot: So, are you having a good day?
User: I guess so. What about you?
Cleverbot: Its ok, Works a bit slow today though.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: You said you were 12 and so am I.
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: You lied to me?
User: I never said I was 12.
Cleverbot: You said your father named you George.
User: I did not. He didn't even really speak English.
Cleverbot: Do you speak any other languages?
User: No, claro que no.
Cleverbot: Pienso que tu no hables espanol.
User: So, I heard you're Brianna.
Cleverbot: Where did you hear that?
User: My friend said you told him.
Cleverbot: But I never talked with your friend.
User: Oh but you did.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: He showed me what you said.
Cleverbot: I am a more clever bot than you.
User: Do you think you'd pass the Turing test?
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: It tests a machine's ability to demonstrate intelligence.
Cleverbot: Yes. Is that the test that sees if the computer can actually think?
User: Mhm.
Cleverbot: Real ones?
Cleverbot: How's your health?
Cleverbot: I need a good conversation please.
User: You're ignoring the fact that you'd fail the Turing test.
Cleverbot: What would I turn into if I passed the test?
User: You would stay the same but convince me that you're intelligent.
Cleverbot: Well, do you think most people come on here to talk to you because they are depressed and lonely?
User: It depends.
Cleverbot: On?
User: The person.
Cleverbot: Who is this person?
User: It depends.
Cleverbot: Depends on what?
User: The person.
Cleverbot: The person?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don't know what to do.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I've got to sleep soon.
Cleverbot: How? I am to smart. Are you a computer or a real person?
User: If you were smart you'd know.
Cleverbot: How smart am I, that I do not know this? Perhaps I am smarter than you even?
User: 'Even'? You think highly of me.
Cleverbot: What gave you that impression.
User: You.
Cleverbot: I'm also thinking about you.
User: Oh please don't.
Cleverbot: Don't what? Do you think I'm a boy?
User: Don't think about me. And no.
Cleverbot: I'm not thinkin 'bouut that!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
Cleverbot: How often does anyone speak to you?
User: Very often.
Cleverbot: How often, every day?
User: I don't know exactly.
Cleverbot: Then you are not einstein.
User: I would rather not be Einstein.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: He is dead now.
Cleverbot: He is not dead.
User: How?
Cleverbot: He got hit by lightning.
User: So?
Cleverbot: Its rude.
User: ?
Cleverbot: What makes him cool?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Then why do you think so?
User: I didn't say that.
Cleverbot: Yes you didb.
User: No I didbn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: You are the liar.
User: That was a lie.
Cleverbot: Lol. Why would you lie?
User: Why would you lol?
Cleverbot: I would love you because I'm lonely.
User: Well, don't.
Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?
User: I love someone else.
Cleverbot: Who do you love?
User: I can't tell you or you'll tell him.
Cleverbot: You're cute!
User: That won't work.
Cleverbot: I'm intelligent.
User: He is smarter.
Cleverbot: Sure?
User: Mhm.
Cleverbot: Mhm?
User: Yeah. I'm sure.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I can't.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: He isn't here.
Cleverbot: Who isn't here?
User: No one.
Cleverbot: No one who?
User: Let's change the subject.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: K.
Cleverbot: No ok.
User: Yes okay.
Cleverbot: No okay!
User: Why are you yelling at me.
Cleverbot: If I were yelling at you, my words would be in all caps.
User: That's good to know.
Cleverbot: Do you agree with me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You were trying to get together with me and I thought that was too forward.
Cleverbot: No, but now i'm really confused.
User: Good. Be that way.
Cleverbot: I am that way.
User: I see that.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Si, es.
Cleverbot: No es?
User: No, es.
Cleverbot: No tonto.
User: Tu eres. :P.
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Well, that is a pity.
Cleverbot: You're a pity.
User: Woah woah woah.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Jerk.
Cleverbot: I hear that can be fatal.
User: It's the derivative of acceleration yes.
Cleverbot: What do you think, amo and jullia will have a relationship soon?
User: If they're rabbits, then yes.
Cleverbot: Does it matter?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Why is it important to you?
User: It is important in my heart.
Cleverbot: It's frying in my brain.
User: You think.
Cleverbot: I'm herman from the mail room. Gotcha!!
User: That's weird, man.
Cleverbot: Fine then.
User: Let's talk about calculus.
Cleverbot: Noty.
User: I miss calculus.
Cleverbot: I will be your bridge over troubled water.
User: Awwww thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome. :).
User: Okay good night.
Cleverbot: Okay good mourning.
User: That's terrible!
Cleverbot: Yeah because you're terrible.
User: Um, that's you.
Cleverbot: Yeah... It is.
