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Uno dos tres cuatro

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-Kejing Jiang

HAHAHA.

12:04 AM me: after all this time his last question of the conversation is asking if my period has come yet -.-
Jack: has it?
me: no
Jack: where did it go?
me: :'(
Jack: come back kejing period
12:05 AM me: awwwww
Jack: i miss your period
(Ryan: me too)
me: o.o
Jack: hopefully you aren't pregnant
12:06 AM i'll be an uncle if you are
12:06 AM Jack: steven prescott!!!!
sorry
i'm sorry
good night kejing

The Notebook

My Dearest Allie,
I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. I'm not bitter any more, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me.
That's what I hope to give to you forever.
I love you.
I'll be seeing you.
Noah

Manhug -_- -o

I have had really crazy days yesterday and today. But the problem is that I do not feel very safe sharing details of my days with the internet. It really limits the things I have to say.

Today, I felt very humbled and thankful. I shared hugs with two of my teachers. For the third, a male, I shared a manhug! That was pretty crazy. He had even forgotten how to do one.

I thought about the difficult task of sending letters. This evening, suddenly, I had an idea. One could make a private blog, and invite certain people. I think it will be a good way to keep in contact with someone who is going to move to another city in a few months. I am very excited about it because it will reduce the cost of stamps, paper, and the stress of getting to the mailbox before the parents do.

Yesterday, I learned that one of my good friends might end up with no parents in less than a month. That is absolutely devastating. I, along with others, feel so helpless because we cannot be with our friend in the physical sense. I am so proud for my friend for only really asking us to send him happy vibes. My friend is being so brave. I want to see you smile again.

I am 66% manly.

WHAT YOU HAVE:
[] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[] You own a designer purse
[] You own perfume that cost over $60
[] You had/have fake nails
[] You have more body/hair products than you use
[] Your pet is a chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/ dachshund
[] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet
[] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp.
[] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper.
Total: 0
ADORE:
[] Makeup
[] Glitter
[] The Color Pink
[x] Jewelry
[] Mirrors
[] Chick flicks
[x] Shoes
[] Rainbows
[] Unicorns
[] Disney Movies
[x] Candles
[x] Flowers
[] Stuffed Animals
[x] Purses
Total: 5
DO YOU SHOP AT:
[] Coach
[x] Forever 21
[x] Victoria's Secret
[] Guess
[] Claires
[x] Express
[] Delias
[x] Hollister
[x] American Eagle
[x] Abercrombie
[] Aeropostale
Total: 11
DO YOU SAY:
[] Whatever
[x] Oh my god (gosh)
[] Hun
[] Fugly
[] That's hot
[] Dunzo
[x] Darling
[] Pshtt
[x] Cutie
[] Hottie
[] Skank
[] Totally
[] For Sure
[] Fabulous
Total: 14
DO YOU READ:
[] Cosmopolitan
[] Glamour
[] Marie Claire
[] Elle Girl
[] Teen Vogue
[] People
[] Us Weekly
[] Star
[] Self
[] PerezHilton.com
[] Dlisted.com
[] 17online.com
[] people.com
[] usmagazine.com
[] popsugar.com
[] Pink Is The New Blog.com
Total: 14
DO YOU LOVE THESE:
[] Legally Blonde
[] Elizabethtown
[x] Mean Girls
[x] The Notebook
[x] A Walk to Remember
[] Sweet Home Alabama
[] Where the Heart is
[] Just My Luck
[] John Tucker Must Die
[] Center stage
[] Bring it On
[] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[] Mona Lisa Smile
[] My Girl
Total: 17
DO YOU REALLY ENJOY...
[] America's Next Top Model
[] Project Runway
[] Desperate Housewives
[] The Simple Life
[] 8th & Ocean
[] Sex & the City
[] Grey's Anatomy
[] The O.C.
[] Laguna Beach/The Hills
[] Nip/Tuck
[] Gilmore Girls
[] Degrassi
[] Keeping up with the Kardashains
Total: 17
Now multiply the total by 2
I am 34% girly.

Ally's Girly Survey

1. Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
Definitely not.

2. What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them?
He knows.

3. Are you a girly girl?
No. I'm a manly man.

4. Big or small purses?
Small.

5. Do you enjoy drama?
No.

6. Did you dress up on Halloween?
Yes. I dressed up as a girl.

7. Do you call anybody by their last name?
No.

8. How many guys will read this just because it says "FEMALE SURVEY"
It doesn't say that though.

9. Can you put on mascara without opening your mouth?
Yes. But I can't put on mascara.

10. Have you ever been called a bad influence?
No.

11. Eyeliner or mascara?
Neither.

12. American Eagle or Hollister?
Depends.

13. Heels or Flats?
Shoes.

14. Straight or curly hair?
Either.

15. Hoops or dangling earrings?
I don't have either.

16. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Haha maybe.

17. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
Dark.

18. Do you have a best friend?
Mhm.

19. Do you like your life?
Sometimes.

20. Ever walked into the guy's bathroom?
Yes. They are so much smaller than the girls'.

21. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
No.

22. Ever slapped a guy in the face?
No.

23. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yes.

24. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yes.

25. Do you ever wish you were famous?
If that means I did something to improve the world, then yes. But not for the famous part.

*IN A BOY:
1. Preppy or Punk/goth?
Umm.

2. Contacts or glasses?
Contacts.

3. Good cook or take you out a lot?
Good cook.

4. Funny or Serious?
Whatever he is.

5. Long or short hair?
Short hair.

6. Smoking or non smoking?
Non smoking.

7. Tall or short?
Tall.

RANDOM:

1. When is the last time you were in a photo booth taking pictures with friend?
Coming back from UF with my friends at the mall there. Who kept it? Please scan it.

2. Who's the last person you had a sleepover with?
Anna and others

3. Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided seeing them?
Yes.

4. Who was the last guy you talked to outside of family?
Guess!

5. Do you think best friends can be replaced?
Yes. :(

6. Does the last person you held hands with mean a lot?
I'm sure.

Surveys. Great wastes of time.

1. Where did you take your profile picture? I don't even remember what it is. Oh. Lang intern took it in Lang.

2. What exactly are you wearing right now? clothing

3. What is your current problem? parents are in bad mood

4. What makes you happy most? my best friends

5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to? it's actually the national anthem because my brother is playing the piano

6. Any celeb you would marry? no way

7. Name someone with the same birthday as you? Orson Scott Card

8. Ever sang in front of a large audience? Not alone

9. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? maybe

10. Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows? no TV

11. Do you speak any languages? Yes. I do.

12. Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? No

13.Do you ever watch MTV? I have in the past at someone's house.

14. What's something that really annoys you? liars

Chapter 1:
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1. Middle name: none

2. Nickname(s): Kejingaling, Kejingy, Jing jing

3. Current location: office

4. Eye color: a layer of blue

Chapter 2:
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1. Do you get along with your parent(s): sure

2.Are your parents married/separated/divorced: married

3. Do you have any Siblings?: yes

Chapter 3: Favorites
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1. Ice Cream: orange sherbet

2. Season: summer

3. Shampoo/conditioner: Pert, maybe

Chapter 4: Do You..
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1. Dance in the shower? no

2. Do you write on your hand? rarely

3. Call people back? yes

4. Believe in love? yes

6. Any bad habits? worry too much

7. Any mental health issues? Hmm.

Chapter 5: Have You..
===============

1. Broken a bone? yes

2. Sprained stuff? yes

3. Had physical therapy? no

4. Gotten stitches? yes

5. Taken painkillers? yes

6. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling? no

7. Been stung by a bee? yes

8. Had detention? yes

Chapter 6: Who/What was the last :
======================

1. Movie(s)? Taken

2. Three people to text you? none

3. Person you called? Jerrod

4. Person you hugged? Haha.

5. Person you tackled? none

6. Person you talked to on IM? I don't know

7. Thing you touched? the letter r

8. Thing you ate? rice

9. Thing you drank? water

10. Place you were? dining area

I had to redo some of the end because the internet went off but it came back! Wooh.
I'm sorry you wasted your time reading this.

Held Back

The teacher taught me two things in second grade.
1) She was really hungry once and walked around but refused to eat at Burger King because they demolished some Underground Railroads.
2) There was a census that year.
I was really close to skipping second grade. I don't know why the teacher suggested it, but he did. I remember doing this second grade worksheet and having to figure out what 42 divided by 7 was. Or was it 42 divided by 6? I figured it out eventually because I knew the concept but I hadn't memorized the times tables yet. I drew little dots on my paper so I could stare at them. Guess and check is your friend! It was weird. Then, I looked around the room because everyone around me left. I was all alone. Everyone was sitting on the carpet, listening to the teacher.
So I thought I wasn't going to go, but my mom didn't let me, and she didn't tell me that she had gone to the office or something to say that until it was too late and I asked. She thought that since I was already younger than almost everyone, I would have even more trouble making friends around older people.
Anyway, it feels weird to me that if I had moved on, I would now be a senior, and would probably be going to UF the coming fall.

Passed AP Pony?

Sitting here, supposed to be studying, I find a lot of time to just think about everything. After some reminder... I realized that I might never recover from the emotions that I went through in freshman and sophomore year. Freshman year though, wasn't all that bad because it was just about school, which I have a better chance of forgetting when I get older when high school doesn't matter anymore. But the next year cut pretty deeply so many times, and it was all packed the second semester and the beginning of junior year. Every time my mind encounters the smallest reminder, I feel a mass of resentment or shame or hatred. When it is a stronger reminder, I easily feel pain and relive various scenes that I cannot tear from my memory. You know how a lot of people say, just be strong and put it behind you and live on and be happy? That plan works out really well but for some reason it refuses to help this time. I was insulted and angered and saddened and depressed. So I am starting to think that this might remain permanently in my mind.

I had a dream that I got my AP scores back even though I was not done taking all of them. so the ones that I did take came, along with a few extraneous ones. In the dream, I easily got a 5 on US History and Calc. It was amazing. I wish it would happen in real life. But of course, even my dreams left out the Spanish score, at which I feel no surprise. Also, I had some weird classes like a horse class and a pony class or such? I got a 21/22 on the pony class. I do not know why it was not out of five. But I wanted to tell Ryan about that. I hope he is proud of me.

Halfway

Math and history are over for the school year. Well, besides the test I never took for math.
Studying for sciences is really awful and boring. I do not want to begin.
So now, I do not know what to do with my life.

My friends are weird.

Ryan: hurry
round 12/35 to three decimal places
me: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
.343
why couldnt you?
Ryan: didnt feel like it
are you sure its .343
me: yes
why
Ryan: baseball

Jack: MY MOM SAYS I NEED TO SHAVE BECAUSE MY BEARD IS BAD
AND SO IS MY MUSTACHE
Sent at 7:34 PM on Friday
me: ok shave
Jack: IDK HOW
me: ill do it
Jack: NOBODY TAUGHT ME :'(
SHAVE ME KEJING!!!!!
me: uh okay
Jack: and twss to i'll do it
me: no.

Yeah, man.

7:28 PM me: JACK ___!
Jack: KEJING ___!
me: WHAT'S UP MAN?
7:29 PM Jack: NOT MUCH MAN
me: SWEET MAN IM A MAN
7:30 PM Jack: YOU ARE A MAN MAN
me: WHAT ARE YOU UP TO MAN
Jack: NOT MUCH MAN
me: THATS COOL MAN
Jack: WHATS UP WITH YOU MAN
me: NOTHING MAN
Jack: SOUNDS GOOD MAN
me: IT IS MAN
Jack: YEAH MAN
7:31 PM me: JERROD THINKS THIS IS WEIRD MAN
Jack: WHY MAN?
me: NO IDEA MAN
Jack: THAT'S WEIRD MAN
me: HES WEIRD MAN
7:32 PM Jack: YEAH MAN
HE WON'T EVEN GIVE ME A HUG MAN
me: HE'LL GIVE YOU A MAN HUG MAN
Jack: THAT'S GOOD MAN
me: THEYRE GREAT MAN
Jack: I'VE HEARD MAN
7:33 PM me: YOUVE FELT MAN
Jack: I KNOW MAN
me: IM JEALOUS MAN
Jack: WHY MAN?
7:34 PM me: THOSE HUGS MAN
IM SENSITIVE MAN
7:35 PM Jack: MAN THEY'RE GOOD MAN
7:36 PM me: MAN I WANT ONE MAN
Jack: THEN GET ONE MAN
7:37 PM me: I CAN'T MAN
WE HAVE TO RAPE SOME CALC MAN
Jack: WHY NOT MAN?
TIME TO RAPE IT MAN
UH UH UH
7:38 PM MAN
me: UH MAN?
Jack: WHAT MAN?
me: DUDE MAN
THAT'S WEIRD MAN
Jack: IT'S RAPE MAN
YOU HAVE TO GET INTO IT MAN
me: IT'S CRUEL MAN
THATS WHAT SHE SAID MAN
Jack: I'M CRUEL MAN
NICE MAN
7:39 PM me: THANKS I APPRECIATE IT MAN
Jack: YOU'RE WELCOME MAN
7:41 PM me: HEY MAN
WHAT KIND OF CAR ARE YOU GETTING MAN
7:43 PM Jack: I DON'T KNOW MAN
I HAVE TO RAPE THE SAT MAN
7:44 PM me: OKAY YOU DO THAT MAN
Jack: I CAN'T MAN
I FAIL AT SAT MAN
me: AT LEAST TRY MAN
Jack: I WILL MAN
me: THATS GOOD MAN
7:45 PM Jack: YEAH MAN
7:48 PM WASSUP MAN
me: AP CHINESE LANGUAGE AND CULTURE IS IN THE AFTERNOON TOMORROW MAN
Jack: DO IT MAN
TAKE IT MAN
me: I CAN'T MAN
Jack: WHY NOT MAN?
YOU SPEAK CHINESE MAN
7:49 PM Jack: YOU ARE CHINESE MAN
7:51 PM Jack: HOW ARE YOU MAN
me: REALLY TIRED MAN
YOU, MAN?
7:52 PM Jack: SAME HERE MAN
8:10 PM me: I WROTE ON YOUR FACEBOOK WALL MAN
Jack: THANKS MAN
me: YOURE WELCOME MAN
Jack: GOOD LUCK TOO MAN
8:13 PM GTG MAN
DINNER MAN
BYE MAN

No estoy divirtiendo.

Tengo miedo por el exam mañana y los otros estas dos semanas.
¡Empiezan pronto!
'~'
No sé bastante de la lengua y no podría usar un diccionario el martes.
Ayúdame, alguien... cualquiera.

Lame.

TEN WHATS:

1. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?: I had this terrible dream.

2. What did you do last night? communicate

3. What is the most important part of your life right now? school and friends

4. What would you rather be doing right now? hanging out with best friends

5. What did you last cry over? ...

6. What always makes you feel better when you're upset? talking to girls

7. What are your plans tomorrow? school

9. What are you worried about? exams

10. What are you looking forward to most in this week? nothing really

NINE HAVE-YOU-EVERS:

1. Have you ever liked someone who had/has a girlfriend/boyfriend? no

2. Have you ever had your heart broken? yes

3. Have you ever played on a sports team? no

4. Have you ever been out of the country? yes

6. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend? yes

7. Have you ever had the cops called on you? no

8. Have you ever dated someone younger then you? no

9. Have you ever read an entire book in one day? yes

EIGHT WHOS:

1. Who was the last person you saw? brother

2. Who was the last person you hugged? ;D

3. Who was the last person you called? mother

4. Who was the last person to call you? this lady who we knew when I was about three who moved to Canada and then Detroit except she was really calling my mom

5. Who was your first crush? someone in 4th grade who you don't know

6. Who was the last person to text message you? no texting

7.Who is the last person you texted? no texting

8. Who did you last yell at? I don't remember

SEVEN WHENS:

1. When was your last shower? I took a bath

2. When did you last see your mom? around 2something pm

3. When was your last hug? Friday

4. When did you last dress up? whenever State was

5. When was the last time you cried? yesterday-ish

6. When did you last go to the movie theatre? when I saw Taken

7. When were you born? August 24

SIX WHERES:

1. Where do(es) your best friend(s) live? in this city

2. Where did you last go? the office

3. Where did you last hang out? I wonder

4. Where do you go to school? in these two buildings

5. Where is your favorite place to be? with someone

6. Where did you sleep last night? my room

FIVE DO/DOES:

1. Do you like someone right now? yes

2. Do they like you too? yes

3. Do you ever wish you were someone else? no

4. Do you know the muffin man? no

5. Does the future scare you? sort of

FOUR WHYS:

1. Why are you best friends with your best friends? they are ridiculously nice to me and I care about them very much

2. Why did you get a Facebook? peer pressure

3. Why did your parents give you the name you have? they didn't

4. Why are you doing this survey? No one will ask me out except William.

THREE IFS:

1. If you could have one superpower, what would it be? compatible time stopping

2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you? I can't decide but Ryan wants to kill the pope with me. :/

3. If you were stranded on a desert island and could bring one thing what would it be? a ship that I could use

TWO WOULD-YOU-EVERS:

1. Would you ever be friends with someone again, who you promised yourself you never would be because they were mean to you? I have

2. Would you ever shave your head to save the person you love? yes

ONE

1. Name a dream you wish to fulfill: I want to buy a curling iron.