A Chat with my MVC

Before reading this, please note that (for the end) Marie Antoinette is the Queen of Navarre according to her Wiki page.
7:49 PM me: THINK PINK
Jack: I REFUSE TO
me: What?
Jack: IF I THINK AT ALL
7:50 PM HWAT?
me: WHAT?
Lotion
Jack: TENNIS
LOTION
PAIN
CORNERED
MORE LOTION
me: type more
i have no idea what you're talking about
7:51 PM who?
who did it?
what kind of lotion?
Jack: JUNE AND CATHERINE
me: where? on your face?
YES!! GO JUNE AND CATHERINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: ON MY ARM
me: Waaait... CATHERINE's in your tennis class TOO????
WOW!!!
That's awesome!
Jack: YEAH
me: Name all the people I know who are in your tennis class. This is very interesting.
7:52 PM Jack: MARSHALL AND YIGE AND JD AREN'T IN IT ANYMORE
me: Actually, name everyone.
Whyever not???
Jack: ON FRIDAYS, OR IN ADVANCED?
me: Type faster.
7:53 PM Jack: THERE ARE A LOT OF 10 YEAR-OLDS JOINING
me: So that's why?
Jack: SO PEOPLE QUIT
me: In advanced
?
Jack: SOME PEOPLE ARE IN ADVANCED (ME, JUNE, CATHERINE, LISA)
7:54 PM MARSHALL AND JD AND YIGE AND HWON HWERE IN ADVANCED
BUT THEY QUIT
me: Why did they QUIT?
I know they were in advanced.
Jack: 10 YEAR OLDS
7:55 PM JUNE HAS NO COMPETITION ANYMORE
me: GOod for him.
7:56 PM Jack: HE HWINS EVERYTHING
me: Sure.
Jack: I'M EVEN IN THE TOP HALF NOW
me: = ="
How is this ADVANCED?
7:57 PM Jack: THEY ARE REALLY GOOD FOR THEIR AGES
me: Okay.
7:58 PM Boo Cromwell.
CATHERINE (my cousin) IS AWESOME!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: HWY?
me: LOTION
LOTION
LOTION
MORE LOTION
MOST LOTION
Jack: LOTION BOTHERS ME
NO
me: SLIMY BUNNY LOTION
Jack: NOT LOTION
8:00 PM me: Errrm
Why was Oliver Cromwell significant? I know I'm forgetting something very important.
Jack: i forgot
hwere not there in hworld history yet
8:01 PM me: I suggest you look it up or I will get someone to hug you tomorrow at lunch.
In your History textbook.
Jack: FINE I HWILL
me: Thank you.
8:02 PM Jack: YOU MAKE TOO MANY THREATS
me: I'm reviewing for the exam.
I do not.
I've only made one today.
And that was it.
8:03 PM Jack: YOUR THREATS ARE SCARY
SO THEY COUNT MORE
me: that's because I know you too well.
Jack: YEAH
STALKER
8:04 PM me: You haven't found him yet.
Jack: I'M GOING TO
8:08 PM me: OH dear.
8:09 PM I'm going to fail the exam.
x.x
Good job about your arm, by the way.
8:10 PM Jack: I CAN'T FIND HIM
me: oliver cromwell
Jack: YOU NEVER FAIL
me: Ryan and I failed the FCAT.
And NRT.
Jack: HE ISN'T IN THE INDEX
8:11 PM me: - -
Oh no. How unfortunate.
8:12 PM Jack: YEAH
FOR ME
me: Pobrecito.
8:13 PM Jack: HWAT?
me: look it up.
Jack: FCAT FAILURE
me: en el diccionario
Jack: DE ESPANOL
me: Ryan failed too...
8:14 PM the caps thing is getting really weird, by the way
Jack: i'll call him an fcat failure hwen he gets back on
hwy?
me: If he gets back on.
Jack: i altERNATE
me: It's like you're yelling nonstop.
Jack: YEAH
IT'S FUN TO YELL
me: What, so your voice will break?
8:15 PM Jack: SOMETIME SOON
THEN I'LL BE A MUTE
me: No, I mean like sound weird and high-pitched.
Jack: THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME ENOUGH LAST YEAR
8:16 PM IN MATH RESEARCH
me: I like being a girl.
HAH!
Jack: YOU DON'T HAVE TO HWORRY ABOUT YOUR VOICE BREAKING
8:17 PM LUCKY
me: Heehee.
8:18 PM No, that's just your voice going back to normal.
Jack: NO
I DON'T HAVE A GAY VOICE
8:19 PM me: I never said that.
Jack: OR HIGH PITCHED
me: I said you have a girl voice.
Girls have girl voices.
8:20 PM Jack: I HAVE A GUY VOICE
8:21 PM me: Ryan: APRIL FOOL'S?
8:22 PM Jack: HWAT?
I HAVE TO GET OFF
BYE
me: bye sis
8:23 PM Jack: IT'S BRO
me: Ryan thinks that you think it's April Fool's Day.
47 minutes
9:10 PM me: Where's Ryan?
9:11 PM Jack: I DON'T KNOW
I'M NOT REALLY YELLING
I DON'T FEEL LIKE TURNING CAPS LOCK OFF
9:12 PM me: Turn it off. It's really weird.
I don't know which book to chose for the summer reading.
9:13 PM Jack: I HAVEN'T SEEN THE SUMMER READING LIST
9:14 PM me: I'ts on the chiles website, girl.
Jack: I'M NOT A GIRL
I AM YELLING NOW
NOT REALLY
BUT THE COMPUTER SAYS SO
9:16 PM me: It's on the website.
i EVEN EMAILED IT TO YOU
RE
**SO THERE
9:17 PM Jack: I I SAW IT
I DON'T KNOW HWAT TO READ
9:18 PM me: That was why I sent you a chat.
What did you read last time?
9:19 PM I read the House of the Scorpion and Eragon (even though I already read Eragon but I read it twice more)
I hate Eragon.
House of the Scorpion was sad but REALLY boring/bad at the end.
Jack: I READ ERAGON, AND SOMETHING ELSE THAT I FORGOT
me: I read Ender's Game in 8th grade for Battle of the Books (we won in the school! yay)
Jack: I DON'T REALLY ENJOY READING
9:20 PM me: - -
Jack: GOOD FPR YOU
"FOR"
me: - -
Jack: --
- -
9:21 PM I CAN DO THAT NOW
:k
.
.
.
.
.
me: Stop opying Ryan.
*copying
9:22 PM I can make that sound
without cheating
ohhhhh
Jack: HWAT SOUND?
me: never mind...
9:25 PM Jack: I OPENED MY HISTORY BOOK TO A PICTURE OF C***RM*N M*O
me: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait
Jack: COMMUNIST
me: ESTAS HACIENDO TAREA??????
Jack: SI
9:26 PM HWY DO YOU ALHWAYS ASK THAT?
me: Ask what?
Jack: IF I DID MY HOMEHWORK
9:28 PM me: I was asking you
if you are doing homework?
because I can't imagine you doing homework.
Jack: OH
me: Or liking girls.
9:29 PM Jack: HWY?
me: Girls aren't supposed to like girls that way.
9:33 PM ...
Jack: ..........................................................................................................................................
I AM A GUY
9:38 PM YOU SOUND LIKE YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME
DON'T EVEN SAY THAT PHRASE
I HAVE IT MEMORIZED
NOW
me: I think
9:39 PM that your hormonally-imbalanced amygdala disagrees (along with your unfortunately challenged frontal lobe).
9:40 PM Jack: I KNEW YOU HWOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT
9:41 PM me: Not exactly.
9:42 PM Jack: HOW?
DO YOU READ MINDS NOW?
:(
me: -shifty eyes-
9:43 PM Jack: :K
.....
me: :_*K*_ (bigger fangs)
shoot
:*K*
:_K_
: K
:*K*
9:44 PM : K
: K
Hehe.
9:45 PM Jack: :D
9:46 PM me: ow my teeth are sharp
Jack: IT'S GOING TO EAT YOU
me: =D
=O
Jack: YOU TRIED TO EAT YOURSELF?
me: =|
No.
Jack: :{)
9:47 PM MUSTACHE
me: =O =| =) (progression of eating)
Jack: :}(
me: =|) (hitler)
I feel like a little kid again.
Playing around with the keyboard.
9:48 PM And Legos. But they're in my little BROTHER's room.
I thought Barbies were boring.
Jack: I DON'T REMEMBER PLAYING HWITH A KEYBOARD UNTIL 7TH GRADE, HWEN I GOT EMAIL
me: I liked the piano a lot (from the age of 4.5)
9:49 PM Basically, when I was little, I played around with piano, math (borrowing, carrying numbers and stuff), library books, nursery rhymes, my chinese book, and Legoes.
**Legos
9:50 PM Jack: I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH ABOUT HWAT I DID HWEN I HWAS THAT YOUNG
me: Haahaa
You wore Abercrombie polos in your school pitures.
**pictures
9:51 PM You were a normal-looking baby
Jack: I HATED THOSE THINGS
9:52 PM me: What things?
Mooses?
9:53 PM Jack: THOSE REMIND ME OF CANADA
me: Awww
Jack: THEY ARE ANNOYING
AND UNCOMFORTABLE
I HWAS FORCED TO HWEAR THOSE
9:54 PM me: Ryan thought you played with Barbies.
9:54 PM Jack: HWAT????????????????
9:55 PM I DID NOT
9:56 PM me: O rly?
Jack: I AM SURE I DIDN'T PLAY HWITH BARBIES OR O RLY
9:58 PM me: Umm. I didn't mean that you play with O rly. I meant oh REALLY? You didn't?
But sure.
Jack: I DID NOT DO THAT
9:59 PM I DO NOT DO THAT
I HWILL NOT DO THAT
10:00 PM me: Ew.
Ryan's severely disappointed in you.
Jack: hwy?
me: Not for playing with oh really, though.
10:01 PM Jack: I DON'T PLAY HWITH O REALLY
RYAN JUST SAID I DISAPPOINTED HIM
10:02 PM me: You did.
Jack: HOW???
10:04 PM I DON'T READ AHEAD, SO HE'S DISAPPOINTED
me: HAHAHAHA
Jack: NEVERMIND
I REMEMBER HWO HE HWAS NOW
me: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
10:05 PM Are we not to WWI yet, either?
Jack: I FEEL DUMB
me: I suppose it's only 1890 right now.
*SCARCASM**
10:06 PM Jack: HWE ARE IN HWORLD HWAR 2
me: Umm... Suuuurrrrrrrrrrre...
= ="
10:07 PM Jack: I HWASN'T THINKING
me: How are we in WWII?????
Jack: I FORGET EVERYTHING AFTER TESTS
PH
"OH"
"I AM"
IN HWORLD HWAR 2
I MEAN LEARNING ABOUT IT
10:08 PM me: Oh sure.
On the news, I bet.
Jack: NO
IN A TEXTBOOK
10:09 PM HWE DIDN'T LEARN MUCH ABOUT CROMHWELL
me: Yay. Diana' going to check her email.
Jack: ??
me: Umm Jack.. Cromwell is one of the most famous people in England.
Jack: I KNOW
10:10 PM Jack: I'VE ONLY BEEN TO ENGLAND H-ONCE
YOU LIVED THERE
I KNEW HE HWAS FAMOUS AND ENGLISH
me: You've been to England? Huh?
Jack: AT LEAST
FOR 3 DAYS
ABOUT
10:11 PM me: Why?
Jack: I HWAS ON A TRIP
10:12 PM me: Why?
WHen?
Jack: HWE HWENT TO EASTERN EUROPE ON A SHIP AFTER THAT
me: How?
Jack: HWEN I HWAS 10 OR 8 OR SOMETHING AROUND THEN
10:13 PM MY FAMILY HWAS THERE ON VACATION, AND BROUGHT ME
IT HWAS FOR 2 HWEEKS
me: 10 or 8?? o.o
Jack: I GET THE 2 MIXED UP
10:14 PM me: your ex-mother is reading the chat about your barbie confession.
Ryan thinks you're on crack cocaine.
I think it's blue.
Oh wait not.
**no.
It's garnet/gold.
10:15 PM Why was Ryan typing "wow" so many times?
Jack: I HAVE TO GO
me: bye
Jack: BYE
RYAN SOLD IT TO ME
10:17 PM Jack: BYE
me: I said bye a while ago.
10:18 PM Jack: OH
me: You love King Louis XIV????
Jack: NO
me: He wore red heels
Jack: I AM SCARED OF HIM
me: and so the other guys in the French court copied him
because the king was in charge of new fashion styles.
Jack: SCARY
10:19 PM me: Ryan said it sounds like jack
Jack: NO
BYE AGAIN