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Below is one of the longest emails I have written in a long time. I don't know what made me do it. It was originally written for Diana, but I replaced the names with underscores so people won't kill me for the time being:

LOL!! I saw you comment on my blog because I got the automatic email with your comment thing, and then I knew that you'd be writing an email next, but then, ten minutes later, you still hadn't replied, so I lost hope :( But then, I realized that I had a new email!!! I was so excited!!
OMG!!!! NO WAY!! ARE YOU SERIOUS??? Y'ALL ARE COMING WITH US?????? -freaks out-
LOL!! I had to do that. I am laughing right now.
Who else goes to Deerlake and might see me next Tuesday? Hopefully, _______ will be near to protect me. (HAH- I wish. He's probably too busy flirting with a whole bunch of girls at once. I just referred to both who else AND _____.) Did you notice how alike those two are?
Similar qualities: copious amounts of girls, flirting, Asian-ness, born in the US, plays tennis, plays violin, in MAO, in the same tennis class, I know I had other ideas that were good, but I can't remember, have been in TSYO... Except who else seems to be better at those qualities. He is more Asian, is very good at violin, and according to ______, amazing at tennis, might have more than "g" girls... I hate to admit this, but it's true. _________has met his rival... And plus, who ELSE owns at being creepy?
I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you SURE you're on the same plane? VERY, VERY sure???????
Oh good. Because yesterday, your mom called my mom and she said how so many Chinese families are going to China because my mom mentioned, wow, so many Chinese families are going to China (including _________), and I was just thinking... Wouldn't it be interesting if she and who else were together for over 20 hours.......... Ew.
I have to get home somehow next Tuesday. I do not want to pretend to be an 8th grader and sit with those people in their bus with an orchestra dress. That would be weird. I need to hijack someone's car...... Should I ask ______ if his dad picks him up? 0.0
Oh yeah... You're not going to MAO practice tomorrow, are you? So I should I ask my LITTLE brother's suburban mother? -shiver- But I don't have many options unless I don't want to start my homework until about 6:00pm.
That image is frightening. Please don't talk about it too much. O.O
I just imagined who else going home and telling his wife (I don't know what she looks like) that he smells like a weird perfume because he spilled nice-smelling water on himself at some office party... (Chinese drama shows/movies... lol)
I don't remember. I don't even remember the subject of what I was trying to remember. In fact, until I read your email, I didn't even remember that I was supposed to remember something. Hmph.
I really hope this email was long enough. To make it even longer, I will not proceed with typing about other things.
I hate Napoleon Bonaparte. He is making my history homework so horrid that I'm not finishing it tonight.
I am sad because I still don't know if I'm going to State, and it's kind of Tuesday and the money's kind of due on Thursday, which is STUPID if we need it by Pie Day. Grrrr... What if my piano teacher doesn't get back to me in time??????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
NOOO!! I have to memorize this Bach piece and it's so difficult to memorize because it's BACH... Which is...one of the most diffcult... :( Chopin is so easy. I also need to practice my Beethoven piece. My musicality is atrocious. LOL... "atrocious".. I haven't seen nor heard nor used that word for a looong time. In fact, I don't know if I've ever used it until now.
I'm glad I can type reasonably quickly. Oh yeah... I still want to watch my lil bro type. It would be so funny.
Ew. If you can't take me home tomorrow and Jack's mom lets me go home with them, then my half-sisters will see me up close. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blonde people are bad.
I still want to type more because I do.
Ummm........ Oh yeah... I need a violin teacher... I should ask Mr. _______. Hmm.
I should email him. I still need to buy my concert dress. Miraculously, he has an extra for some weird reason. Awesome.
But everyone hates them. I saw it on Sunday at the TSYO concert because ______ had to wear hers because she didn't have an all-black ensemble. It was interesting. It is not worth over 50 dollars or whatever it was. It is simply a black dress. Insane...
I think this is enough. I don't want to steal too much of your valuable homework time. Sorry about that.
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