Jack about Ryan: Maybe he had to mow the lawn.
| Ryan: I noticed on my glasses it says 5-12. It's screaming at me: finish me! Finish me! 13. Well it's not every day your facial accessories have two numbers of them which both stand for number lengths of the two legs of a right triangle as Pythagorean triples unfinished. |
David to me: Can I please have your help? I have a debate tomorrow, and I have to debate how communism is better than capitalism. Lol wish me luck? I'll be defending your communist ideals. I bet you have a copy of the Communist Manifesto under your pillow. The color Red is like a god to you.
Blair to Jack: Your facial structure looks good with blondes, so maybe Won and David will dye their hair for you.
Jack: I should find out what a scale is.
Lacey: No problem... I just wish it would actually work but it's the NSA... They're probably hard to trick.
Jack: Why not? Sounds like something terrible happened. You not stalking people. What happened???????
Jack: Lately, I've considered becoming a hermit when I get older. It doesn't sound like a bad idea. I'll get to be alone and do walk in circles. Being alone more would be a great idea. But it's impossible with school, so I'll wait until I'm older to become a full-time hermit. So much fun and being alone. I might want to be a tennis-playing hermit if possible. But that would involve people, which wouldn't make me a hermit. It would eliminate the greatest advantage of being a hermit............ no people. Which would be really great.
Chan: I think he's speaking French.
Tucker: You're Asian! Stop humiliating yourself!
Jack: At tennis after the match, June pulled out his phone and called someone. I asked if the person was his girlfriend and he made it plural. Then June gave the phone to me and it was Joseph on the phone.
Ryan: There will always be a category about me in my heart.
Ryan: I wanna keep the pony.
Katelyn: Guys are paying attention to you, you don't like it?
Jack: I AM ASEXUAL
Jack: foofoo foofoo foofoo foofoo
Jack: I need to throw my chair quietly.
William: Jack is pretty hot.
Joseph: Jack, can I borrow your shorts?
Jack: I'll go get them.
Katelyn regarding Jack: He should totally have guys and not guys! He'd be happier that way! :D
Anna: Not being racist or anything, but evil Asians!
Katelyn: Who else... is cute...
Katelyn: I think my mom's losing it.
Anna: Yes! Oh really!
Jack: I was taking a shower when you called.
Chanyang: Who else did you invite?
Joseph: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Joseph: jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk
Jack: Then stop being mad. It's not happening right now, so you should enjoy your stalkerness. I never thought I would say that.
Jack: No, I don't want a hug. I was agreeing about the list of people you're inviting.
Katelyn: Are you sure about that?
Jack: I'm sure I don't want a hug.
Katelyn: Positive?
Jack: I'm sure I don't want a hug
Katelyn: So you do want a hug?
Jack: No, I don't.
Katelyn: Yes, you do.
Kreacher: ...Miss Bella's and Miss Cissy's pictures, my Mistress's gloves...
Diana about Yige: Well, as long as it's all physical.
Ms. Knoll regarding Chinese communists: What are some other religions you could believe in?
Ryan: <3 you all, Ryan.
William: Kejing is stupid. Life is stupid. Kejing is life. Everyone has life. Everyone has Kejing. Therefore, Kejing sounds like a slut.
Diana: I thought I ex-raised you better.
Kejing: X-raised? Like chi squared?
William: Kejing is X^2. Therefore, Kejing varies with the degrees of freedom. But Kejing is communist. Therefore, she has no degrees of freedom.
Jerrod: And the bigger the population, the more normal you get.
Marshall: Oh! You do conserve air when you're kissing! Everyone let's kiss
-Victor comes over-
Marshall: NONONO!
Mrs. Traylor: You had your chance, Marshall!
Jack: We are encouraged to violate asymptotes in Precalc. There is a lot that we are encouraged to violate.
Kejing: There are a lot of things that Jason Waldman encourages us to violate.
William: I must admit, your dad is quite attractive for an older Asian man.
Ryan: How about that Kejing's brother?
-Jonathan trips-
Phil: He's a HUG student.
Kejing: Why do you have to graph the end behavior (this time)?
Mj: Yes.
Mj: Now, how do we find this angle?
Kejing: Guess and check.
Mrs. Traylor: You need to have a traditional [Chinese] wedding. It'd be fun!
Kejing whispers: It approaches e. Shhhh...
Brianna very loudly: HEY, DOESN'T THIS APPROACH e?
Mj to Brianna: You just ruined it.
Yige: I smell like Kejing every night.
Mrs. Ewart: You go on your double dates... and you do NOT come back with the same dates.
Kejing in deep concentration regarding Euro: The thing is, if I get the DBQ, I'll make myself do it before Monday.
Chanyang: Don't think about it! Think about brother-in-law!
William: You look like a perverted white man who turned into a sexy Asian girl.
Spanish intern: If there's a problem... if you guys sound like a bunch of Chinese people trying to speak English...
Kejing: I'm Chinese.
Sonal: I still want Logan in the jacuzzi with me.
Wililam: Kejing, I'm trying to tell Sonal that "lunch" does start with an L but she doesn't believe me.
Ryan: Does everything have to match?
Kejing: YES...
Ryan: Jerrod's white.
Kejing: Coach Sherry likes airplanes.
William: Do you have his phone number too?
Erica in shock: Is Jack flirting?
Kejing: Why do the guys keep taking off their clothes?
Ryan: Because you're watching.
William: No. Her dad's mine.
Kejing: Don't touch my legs.
Ryan: I will. -reaches down-
Mj: If you think you're a man at math, then do 42.
Evan: Kejing, I need the paper back. I need to find out if I'm a man.
William: Your mother has good taste in men; she married your dad.
Marshall: Kejing get on Gmail chat. I need to ask you a few questions about biology.
Others: O.O
Marshall: No, REAL biol-puts hands on face-
Logan right after 5th period: Kejing, help me with my test.
Kejing: Okay!
Logan points: This is the only one I don't know how to do.
Mj: Hey! Get away from him, he's taking a test!
Ryan during the Euro exam: Please, Cameron, don't have a disorder for just a few minutes so I can concentrate.
Jack finally gets off the phone and turns to Kejing with a smile: It was your mom.
Jonathan: How was Euro?
Kejing: Awful, but at least it wasn't HUG.
Jonathan: Aww, really? Ehh go to Hell.
Mj regarding polars: I promise, once you get it, it's like, ah HAH!
Kejing: Ah HAH!
Jack: Ah HAH!
Mj: Who's mocking me?
Caroline: Kejing.
Kejing: And Jack.
Mj: Oh, this looks terrible. It's like a Jack-circle.
On the board: x^2 + y^2 = 2x + 3y
Ryan: Parabola.
Ryan: Dumbledore is not gay.
Chanyang: Yes he is. That's why he died.
Chanyang: And then I have camp.
Kejing: What camp?
Chanyang: Bible camp. Wanna go?
Kejing: No.
Chanyang: Lots of hot Korean guys.
Ryan: ...I don't remember...
Mj to Holly: Do you want his phone number? I can get his phone number. I have it. Do you want his phone number?
Kejing: Isn't it _ _ _-_ _ _ _?
Jonathan: Shhh.
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the quotes were very amusing
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