Applicants

Erica: Can I be the godmother?

Ryan: Ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted a baby. I imagined it would have my eyes and the father's smile. That was until I found out that I could not have children anymore. Becoming the baby's godmother would allow me to almost live this dream more easily than adopting or stealing a child. As said godmother, I would visit the child every day and bring Cheez-it's. Children love me, too. No, not like that!

Later...
Ryan: wait im the grandfather anyway? so i dont need to be godmother
me: ummm
fightinchicken26: i wrote that paragraph for nuthin
me: too late youre already in the running
fightinchicken26: im gonna spoil your child rotten
but i thought i was out
me: haha true
fightinchicken26: should i stay or should i go

Even Later...
fightinchicken26: no
she is not
nor is brianna
im in it to win it
10:29 PM i plan on writing themed entries for the blog now
for each class
like 1st period i will write for an entry about the baby in spanish
coincidentally the same time we learn words like dar a luz
10:30 PM in 2nd i will write like the events are history european style
nothing for 3rd no essays in tennis
me: oh my goodness you are dedicated
fightinchicken26: 4th i will write about the chemical composition of the baby
me: oh gosh.
fightinchicken26: 5th i will make statistical conclusions about the baby
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
10:31 PM fightinchicken26: in 6th i will write about the baby's slant asymptotes
and in 7th i will take a page from winsetts book and write it in her creative writing style from college
10:34 PM so whos it going to be?

Even later later...
fightinchicken26: IF I BECOME GODMOTHER
I COULD BE THE BABYS FAIRY GODMOTHER
OMG OMG OMG
me: uh oh
fightinchicken26: LIKE IN CINDERELLA
AFTER ALL MY DAUGHTER PARKER IS A PRINCESS

Brianna: Why would I make a wonderful godmother? Well, I was a child once. So I think if anything should happen to his parents, I would be qualified to take in little Peter. Sure I don't really like children that much, but I would love this child like my own. And I'm awesome...that should give like 50 points in itself.

Maybe, the worst part is that the latter two have thought of... names.