Chinese citizens can't work for the NSA, can they?

I think I might possibly have accidentally clicked that button that notifies "Blogger of objectionable content". Whatever that is. What, I like my grenades. This is(n't) helping whoever will end up reading over my posts. They can find my name on the internet, too... If you're wondering, I still haven't finished that history assignment. I have one more religion and 5 or more pictures to go. Yup. More work.
My lil bro is getting more and more annoying. He is learning how very quickly since it's so easy to annoy Diana. He is mean to the Badgers because his big sis(me) supports them profusely.
He also religiously brings two "Yoohoo" "juice" boxes every day to lunch and drinks one before he eats and one after he eats. It's insane.
I still have to write letters back to Arezu and Connie. Connie gave me one of my two "Christmas" cards this year, and Arezu gave me my only "Thank you" card. I feel special.
I know this is really off topic (not that there is a topic now) (oh now there is one), but I don't know why there are two "Shift" keys. If you use both like you're supposed to, it takes up more time for your brain to decide on which hand does what. I always just used the left one. When I learned to type, I would capitalize the UOP buttons more, and it just feels so weird now to type like thiS iT iS So SloW. (I was capitalizing the left hand keys...) If you have one you only have to worry about one. It doesn't take very long to CAPITALIZE WITH YOUR LEFT PINKY DOWN.
Plus, you could use that spare area where the right "Shift" key is for "Detonate" or something equally as convenient. It would be too close to your home row, though. I don't know.