I mean, you can only get so infinitely stupid.
So- about that R&J scene... I read it carefully and Lord Capulet hasn't found out that Juliet doesn't want to marry Paris. Oops. So I won't be yelling. I will be speaking in Old English, saying, "I know my nephew died but my daughter sure is crying a lot." Except with 13 lines.
III.v.130-142
When the sun sets, the air doth drizzle dew;
But for the sunset of my brother's son
It rains downright.
How now! A conduit, girl? What, still in tears?
Evermore showering? In one little body
Thou conterfeit'st a bark, a sea, a wind;
For still thy eyes, which I may call the sea,
Do ebb and flow with tears; the bark thy body is,
Sailing in this salt flood; the winds, thy sighs;
Who, raging with thy tears, and they with them,
Without a sudden calm, will overset
Thy tempest-tossed body. How now, wife!
Have you deliver'd to her our decree?
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That's it? That's all you have to act out? Lucky. I have to act out the entire 5th scene. I get to tell BOGEY he hears the nighingale, then I get to kiss him good-bye (AHHHH!!! I'm NOT doing that!), then I get to "cry over my dead cousin, then I get to tell my parents I don't want to marry Paris, and then I get to listen to them yell at me.
I complain too much.
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