Today, my mom quizzed my bro on the months.
Mom: Which month comes after May?
Bro: Errrmmmm...
Mom: It's a girl's name.
Bro 10 seconds later: June!
June is very much a guy who is also my VP for Gator-fil-A.
Speaking of Gator-fil-A, I have recruited a new employee. His name is Walter and he lives in Wisconsin. His title is Head of Stop the Omini-Nugatory Gators (SONG).
Omini is derived from "omni" which means "all" in Latin. However, I misspelt it when emailing me three people, so it is Omini. Which gives even more meaning to it. What good fate I have when it comes to inventing acronyms. Nugatory means "useless" and "worthless". That's pretty self-explanatory.
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