golf scores don't smile

I'm sure.
Very sure.
Especially not pars. Well I guess bogeys do. (Yellow Elf Greatly Obsessed with Blondes). Because PAR is RAP which stands for something. So my VP decided that we needed a BOGEY.
Today, in English, we were all finished with our finals extra early, and this guy had an NFL stats book. I said, "I hate football." His friend (they were both on JV football.. Hehe...) turned towards me and said, "YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN IF YOU DON'T LIKE FOOTBALL" or something along those lines. I said, "Well, I'm not American. Oooooooh." I'm so proud.
Everyone was so excited and infatuated with my, "No, but I am a U.S. lawful permanent resident (or have applied for permanent residence, the application for which has not been denied) and I intend to become a U.S. citizen at the earliest opportunity allowed by law" paragraph on my PSAT score sheet. LOL!