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Mother: So I heard you got a Facebook account. [because I told her he got one]
Father: ____ told me about it and asked me to make one.
Mother: So you have friends. [because I told her he has none on there]
Father: I don't do anything with it or put things on it.
Mother: Then why do you have one?
Father: ...
Mother: Why do you have one? It is for young people. '[insert father's name here], let's meet at the Mozaic bar,' or blahblahblah. Why don't you add friends? You need a circle of friends (meaning you need friends to use it).
Father: ...
Me: Jack's dad has one
Mother: Are his friends men or women?
Me: ...His uncle has one...
Mother (to my father): Do you have other accounts that I don't know about?

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